Today I dressed myself to show you all what it would look like if I ruled the world.
But then some fool brought me my orange sunglasses. With this outfit??? You've got to be kidding.
I said, "Get me my purple glasses!!! Like, YESTERDAY already!!!"
It's called acting, People! And I'm good at it. 
I think I need to alert the academy to this performance. :>)
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