Welcome, Malte!

I want to give a shout out to my new cousin, Malte, who lives in Sweden. I hope someone takes me to visit him someday. Hint, hint: I would like to visit Sweden. Is anyone listening to me?!?

Anyway, contrary to what some people may think, I do like to take a bath once in a while. And I think I'm quite good at it, if you ask me.

I have mad skills, actually. Check out how I eat my ducky.

Another week, another concert at the beach. This time I got to hang out with my pal Zoe, who has grown so much since the last time we hung out together. It's really been a treat to see her grow up and become her own person.

Past My Bedtime

So, I had some friends over for dinner and drinks the other night.

This is my pal Laura. We partied pretty hard.

Remind me of this next time I decide to stay up until 9 p.m.

Oh, Britney ...

I asked politely if I could get a photo with Britney Spears this afternoon at Peet's Coffee on Montana, but her goon squad said no. I feel sorry for her; she seemed pretty vacant and couldn't even acknowledge me. Who turns down a baby?!? Britney Spears, that's who!

Thanks to Britney's cone of silence, all I have for you guys today is another photo of me -- sleeping no less. Sorry. I'll try to do better.

A Little Night Music

I spent the evening at a beach concert with two of my favorite mentors, Billie and Teddie.

They took turns holding me. I look a little stunned, but they look great, don't you think?

I know it doesn't look like it, but I totally rocked out. Trust me on this. Anyway, Billie held me every chance she got, and I didn't mind at all.

Fan for Life!

So, a shout out to my bud Etchu for this awesome Lakers jersey! You gotta respect any team that beats the Celtics in seven.

It must be some kind of magic shirt, because right after I put it on I started crawling for the very first time.

Don't tell Milk Lady's Husband that I've been wearing it, though.

Uh-oh, I think he knows!

My Vacation From Those People

My apologies for the radio silence. I just spent a fantastic week and a half with Grandma and Grandpa, and I didn't have time to post. I actually thought I had moved to a big house with my own room, but then yesterday Milk Lady and her Husband showed up and brought me back to our old place. I have no privacy here. And they're always in my way. It was good to get away for a while.

Anyway, I'm not one to complain. Thanks, Grandma and Grandpa, for taking such good care of me. I can't wait to stay with you again.

You know that t-shirt that says something like "My parents went on vacation to such-and-such-a-place and all I got was this *#@! t-shirt"? See below.

Yep, this is what that t-shirt is referring to. I also received a Greek flag. But that's cool, 'cause I got to hang out with Grandma and Grandpa, while Milk Lady and her Husband were away. And ML and her H really missed me.