Stop it! I cannot watch any more of The Bachelor. But I also can't look away. This show can only end badly. And I guess I'll have to be there when it does. OMG. I hope you're all watching, 'cause I just threw up watching horse-face Vienna talk about her "love" for Jake (does anyone have a burp cloth?), and I hope you did too. Let's talk about it in the morning. Ciao!
Hello! I'm on the edge of my seat! YOU SAID WE'D TALK ABOUT IT IN THE MORNING. Are you too busy to grace us with your words? (see what I did there?)
ReplyDeleteHey!! When do you think the Milk Lady and her husband will start allowing you to date? I think you're hot! Our kids would have AMAZING hair (or is that way too forward??) - William
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