This is so unfair. So we're in New Hampshire now and certain people are alleging that I cried all night long last night and that I was only satisfied when someone was holding me in an upright position leaning against that someone's body. These people are also alleging that any time they tried to put me back in my crib I started screaming again. How am I supposed to rebut these claims?!? I assert that I was asleep the whole time.
Uncle Scott gets me. We are simpatico, as they say.OK, maybe, just maybe, we were both VERY tired, because someone would not stop screaming last night. Again, I'm just saying maybe that was the case.
Let's go outside so we can forget about those ridiculous allegations!
Can we go outside already? This jacket makes me sweat.
Can we go back inside? It's cold out here.
CONFIDENTIAL TO GRANDPA PAUL: Happy Birthday!! I miss you, and I can't wait to hang out again. Tell Grandma I said hi, too. Did you know that you and former Governor Palin share a birthday? Funny, right? Love, G.
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