Is This My Future?

 Because I'm kind of small, Grace sometimes dresses me up like I'm one of her dolls.  Recently, she gave me the princess makeover.  I was fine with it.  I understand that it's a big sister thing.

 I also understand that there's only one queen, and that's Grace.  She rules, and not in a good way, if you know what I mean.

But I got her back by eating one of the Toms sparkle shoes she loves so much. 

Wait, is that old gum I taste?