The Dating Scene

 So, I've been seeing a few ladies.  You know, checking out the field.  Why not?  I'm not getting any younger.

Anyway, I recently met up with this little lady, Zoey, at the park, which is kind of a scene.  Zoey and I had known each other for a while, casually, but we decided to go on a date to see if it felt right to take it a little further.

 She seemed a little forward, but I played it cool.

Zoey had some moves, I have to admit.

And really it was all her, because I'm just not that mobile yet.

But then she got a little rough, and I was like, "Easy, Zoey."  

Does anyone have a cigarette?  No, I kid.  Cigarettes are gross, so I've been told.  If you smoke 'em, please quit.  They're no good. 

Hi. Grace here.  I just have to say that my brother is ridiculous.