The Social Networker

 It's the holidays, so I've been making the rounds.  You know, partying with my friends.

 Here I am with my good pal Sloane.

 Sloane is hilarious.  She had me rolling on the floor laughing.

 I think she digs me.  I'm not sure, though; she's kind of subtle.

 It turns out the ladies can't keep their hands off of me.  Ooh, behave, Zoey.

But sometimes I just like to wind down at home in my jams.  Like Hef.