Do Your Job!

I like to be the foreman on any project I'm involved with.

I know how things work, and no one else really does.

 I try to explain things to my minions, but they are frequently not very bright.  They just stare at me like they don't understand words.  It can be very frustrating.

 If I've learned it one time, I've learned it a million times: if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself!