I Hate Soccer

 My first day of soccer did not go well.

 I participated in the team huddle -- sort of.

 I may have run down the field once during the game.

 But most of the time I just sulked on the sidelines and refused to play.  I don't want to wear green.  And I don't want to play soccer.

 Ben seemed kind of interested.

But maybe he was just looking forward to the end-of-game snacks.