Slides! And birthdays!

Hello fans!

I really enjoyed myself today. First I went to the park with Grandma and Grandpa, and then I took them out to dinner for a belated birthday celebration.

I could have done this all day!

I showed them how it's done. They took video, presumably to help them practice their technique when I'm not around to demonstrate.

They were clearly impressed. I really hope they walked away from this lesson with at least a fraction of what I was trying to teach them.

Seriously, I am a total pro. (Is that a profession? Slide-rider? Can someone look into that? Because I think it's my calling.)

Please call my handlers if you want to set up an appointment. I can do nights (before sundown) and weekends, but I prefer an early morning session.

Mmm, guacamole - I earned these calories!