Island Life

I'm getting used to island life. Today I met the author of Nat, Nat, the Nantucket Cat, Peter Barnes. Real nice guy; works for Fox News. Let's not hold that against him.

Then I met another local celebrity, my cousin Julia. We had a ball! No, really. We had a ball. We were throwing it back and forth. Then I ate a magazine.

At dinner I tried something delicious . . . LOBSTAH!!

Do I have something on my face?

I offered to eat the check.