Look into my eyes.

You ARE freaking out, man.

My favorite thing.

Reading!

Love the LA Times.

Can't get enough of the New Yorker.

And the Belly Button Book! It's epic.

And everyone loves Daddy Hugs. Total classic.

Big plans thwarted. Or averted?

Hey pals!

Today we had big plans. HUGE. We were planning on heading to the -- wait for it -- Los Angeles Craft and Folk Art Museum. Wow. I've been waiting my whole life.

Sigh.

Went to Whole Foods instead. I think it was probably on par.

Shopping, then the beach.

M for Monkey.

Wow. Adult sunglasses on a baby. How does she come up with this fresh comedy?

Went to Anthropologie in El Segundo today. Cried, barfed. Headed to Manhattan Beach for a stroll along the Strand. Barfed, cried.

The Grammys

Just watched my new favorite lady, Beyonce, on the Grammys. I never knew for real how beautiful you are, B! I mean, I heard you in concert back in July when I still lived in the Milk Lady's belly, but to SEE you! OMG. The Milk Lady loves you, B, but sometimes her taste is questionable -- did you know she owns "Stars Are Blind" by Paris Hilton? True story. This time, though, her assessment is dead on. Although I still think it's weird that "Halo" makes her weep. Beyonce, will you be my friend? I'm available to hang out most days. And most nights. Where do you get YOUR milk, B?

Well, that's all for now. I'm being carried off to my new wooden prison, which is way better than my mesh prison. I've more than doubled my size since I got here, and I really needed more space to spread myself out. The Milk Lady and her husband finally fixed me up with a crib today. And by "crib" I mean crib. Will these people ever buy a house so I can have the room I deserve?

Ciao!

Number one!

Does this chin make me look fat?

PEOPLE OF EARTH*:

Welcome to my blog. I anticipate blowing your minds with my photos and surprisingly adult commentary.

I'm a four-month-old lady with a lot of time on her hands. I enjoy hand-eating, milk, the Fisher-Price Smart Stages 3-in-1 Rocker Swing, books with baby animals, and long walks in the BOB.

Bienvenidos a mi world.

*CONFIDENTIAL TO CONAN: You seem cool. We have the same hair.